Life After Undeath
Flowers

Everyone liked Juno’s story, and we all agreed to play more handsball and tell more stories the next day.

Then, we all parted ways, and it was soon just Osiris and I at our abode.

Osiris got out a pen and paper, drew a picture of a flower on it, and gave me the flower picture while telling me that I was a million times more beautiful than the flower.

I was very pleased at his romantic words and actions, and so I drew him a picture of a donkey and told him that he was almost as smart as the donkey.

He roared! with laughter, and we put the drawings of the flower and the donkey next to each other on the wall of our abode.

Woohoo! Now we had decorations!

Then, Osiris drew me a picture of a genie, and told me that I was- Well… He started to tell me what I was… He was cut short by the genie popping out of the paper and coming to life!

“Hello!” the genie said, “My name is Wisher, and I can grant you some wishes if you like!”

“How did you just come to life?” I asked, and Osiris nodded and said, “I’d like to know that too.”

“Is that one of your wishes?” the genie questioned, “To know how I traveled through that piece of paper and into your abode?”

Osiris and I decided that it would probably be best not to waste a wish on that, and we pondered what our wishes should be…

“Ummmm…” I asked Osiris, “What if we wished for our taste buds back, an ability to have kids, and to remain lights-on zombies forever so that we won’t become human again in a few thousand years and thus pass away a few decades after that point?”

“Those sound good.” Osiris said, and then asked the genie how many wishes we would get.

“You get none!!” Wisher cackled, “Muahahahahahaha!” and then suddenly shifted their form so that they were now a troll!

“So, you were just a troll all along!?!?!” I asked, and the troll replied, “You got it, sister! Have fun NOT getting your taste buds, NOT being able to have zombie kids, and NOT getting to remain lights-on zombies forever!”

And, with those words, Wisher dove back into the paper; and now the paper had a drawing of the troll on it instead of the genie that Osiris had drawn!

Osiris and I decided to still put the drawing up on the wall, and we were both very curious about how the genie/troll had come out of them paper like that. Did we have some sort of zombie-power that made the papers able to act as portals of some sort?

We decided not to draw anything else until we knew what was up.

Then, I suddenly realized that our bed was covered with flowers!, and that the flower that Osiris had drawn was missing from the paper!

I was about to seductively lead Osiris over to the bed so that we could make love among the flowers, but then I noticed that the donkey that I’d drawn was no longer visible either!

“Osiris…” I asked, “Do you know where that donkey went?”

Osiris pointed behind me, and I whirled! around to see a donkey standing right next to our door!

The donkey then opened up a can of whoop@$$!, and kicked our door down!

“Our door!” I wailed, and the donkey just smirked and began galloping away from us!

“After that donkey!” Osiris said with glee!, and we both got into enhanced-abilities mode and began chasing after the donkey!

We eventually managed to hop onto the donkey’s back, and the donkey said, “You two won’t want to go where I’m headed, so don’t whine about how I didn’t warn you once we get there!”

Osiris and I ignored the warning and continued holding on tight though, and the donkey said, “Fine! You’re gonna regret this…” and continued galloping on as fast as possible!…

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